Some dates are laden with moments so cringe-worthy that the desire to end them arises before they even commence. The following accounts delve into dating escapades that veered sharply into the worst imaginable scenarios. In life, few experiences rival the thrill of a promising date— the anticipation, the laughter, the possibility of a connection that transcends the ordinary. But, as anyone who’s been on many dates knows, not all of them turn into fairy-tale romances. Despite hoping for magic and sparks, some dates turn into awkward and cringe-worthy stories that make us wish for a quick exit, much like the following funny and unexpected dating mishaps.

1. Thank God It’s Over A woman recounted her horrible dating experience on Reddit. On their first date, they opted for a stroll, but her date dominated the conversation for a solid hour, airing complaints about every facet of his life without allowing any input. Reaching a breaking point, he decided to call it quits, excusing himself to the restroom and opting to drive home instead. Seated at a restaurant, he presumptuously ordered her food and, dismissive of the bartender’s warning about difficult-to-open caps, ended up spilling juice on himself.