NEVER MESS WITH YOUR BOSS – JOKE…

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have s*x with you, but I’ll make it very fast. I’ll throw $11,000 on the floor, and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.”…

She thought for a moment, then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, “Yeah, I give you permission to do it, but ask him for $5,000 instead. Then pick up the money so fast he won’t even have enough time to undress himself.”

She agreed with his plan, and the boss went ahead with it. After half an hour had passed, worried, the boyfriend called the girlfriend and asked, “So, what happened?” She responded, “The bastard used coins, so I’m still picking it up, and he is still having a relationship with me.”

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