Bumpy Morning in the Bathroom

Getting ready for work one morning, a husband and wife found themselves in the bathroom. As they prepared for the day ahead, something sparked between them.

The husband, unable to contain his desire, looked at his wife and exclaimed, “I gotta have you!”

Feeling the intensity of his longing, he gently pushed her against the bathroom door.

With a mix of passion and urgency, he swiftly removed her underclothes and passionately embraced her.

The wife couldn’t help but surrender to the moment, overwhelmed by the pleasure her husband was bringing her.

She screamed and wriggled in absolute ecstasy, completely captivated by the experience.

After reaching the peak of their passion, the husband started to put his clothes back on. However, he couldn’t help but notice his wife still writhing against the door.

Concerned, he asked, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before. You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”

With a playful yet slightly pained expression, his wife replied, “No, no. I’ll be okay once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

This humorous tale reminds us that passion can lead to unexpected moments and unexpected places. It’s important to fully enjoy these moments, but also to ensure everyone involved is comfortable and free from any discomfort.

So, the next time you find yourself caught up in the heat of the moment, remember to check for any surprise obstacles and always prioritize the well-being and comfort of your partner.

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