Bob’s Hilarious Misadventure

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
His wife asked him, “What happened to you?”

“I’ve had a terrible day!” says Bob.
“I had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!”

“Anyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man, lying on the bed with a huge erection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!”

“I see!” said the wife, “That must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?”

Bob replied, “Wrong room!”

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