A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
Fearing for her and her stepdaughter Matilda’s safety, she cleverly called 911 pretending to order two pizzas.Her voice shook with desperation, and the subtle plea caught the…
Fearing for her and her stepdaughter Matilda’s safety, she cleverly called 911 pretending to order two pizzas.Her voice shook with desperation, and the subtle plea caught the…
So in the spirit of that feedback, I have posted a few swimsuit shots of myself that are totally raw and unretouched. This is what a woman…
The world is packed with strange and puzzling things that often leave us scratching our heads. While we don’t always have the answers, the Internet usually does….
The world is packed with strange and puzzling things that often leave us scratching our heads. While we don’t always have the answers, the Internet usually does….
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to…