A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?” “Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious…
The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.” The young girl was tiring of trying to start up a conversation, but didn’t want…
During a family vacation in Brighton, we joined a playful, British-themed Halloween parade. My daughter dressed as Queen Elizabeth, my son as her royal guard—complete with a…
I hadn’t meant to make a political statement — I just wanted my kids to have fun. But maybe fun and history weren’t so separate after all….
I thought my wife Elowen gave up her career to stay home with the kids. That’s what she told me—burned out, needing a break. I supported it….
Betrayed? Angry? Embarrassed? All of it. I felt like she’d lied to me—not just about the videos, but about what our life was. About what I was….