Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.His wife asked him, “What happened to you?”“I’ve had a terrible day!” says Bob.“I had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there,
the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag,because he had a huge erection!”Anyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man,
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