“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.” Funny story 2 – A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are,

men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!