79 year old man wants to buy Viagra, his wife has the perfect reply ready

We all have things that we love to do, but haven’t done in a while. And when you want to start doing them again, you’ve got to prepare accordingly so that you can easily get back into the swing of things.

That’s exactly what the couple in this story did, and I just love the wife’s witty reply! I showed this to my hubby and he bent over laughing at the ending – remember, shared joy is double joy!

79 year old John is sitting on the couch watching the TV, when suddenly an ad for Viagra starts playing. The advertisement boasts that even elderly men can see some action between the sheets if they try their product.

With an effort and a groan, John gets up, walks to the hall and puts on his coat.

Meets his wife by the door

As he opens the front door, he meets his elderly wife Rose who is just returning from watering the garden.

“Where are you going?” she asks.

“I’m going to see a doctor,” he replies with a smile.

Rose looks worried and asks, “Really? Are you not feeling well?”

“I’m feeling just fine,” says John, “I’m going to get me some of those Viagra pills.”

Rose had been taking off her coat while speaking, but now hurriedly puts it on again upon hearing John’s reply.

“And where the hell are you going?” he asks.

“I’m coming along with you to the doctor of course,” she replies.

“Uh-huh, and why is that?”

“Well, if you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, then I better get a tetanus shot.”

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