An old wife slaps her husband verbally

We can never get tired of some good jokes.

The ones below will certainly put a smile on your face.

A married couple are attending a high school reunion. There is a gorgeous drunken lady over the bar swinging one glass of drink after another and the man can’t stop staring at her.

“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked.

“Yes,” the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”

“Good lord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”

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