A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive.

The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we might not walk away from this one.”

Everyone begins to panic except for the johnny who sheepishly turns to the woman and says, “I hate to trouble you miss, but we might die and I’ve never kissed anyone.”

The woman is at first taken aback but after a moment realizes she might as well make the kid happy in their final moments.

She passionately kisses him. The johnny, elated, go on, “Sorry to bother you again after such a lovely kiss, but we might die and I’ve never felt a bre@st.” Again the woman is taken aback but decides there is no harm in it and slides his hand under her shirt.

After a good long feel, the little Johnny again says “you’ve been so kind already but please, I don’t want to die never having gotten a bl0w job.” Already committed to helping this boy have new experiences before they die, the woman smiles and begins to undo his belt.

Just then the plane levels off. As everyone exits the plane they shake hands with the captain and congratulate him. The woman walks off the plain she says “thank you so much for saving us from certain death.”

The Little Johnny shouts “just a little longer next time dad!”

Related Posts

Trump signed a new executive order aimed at healthcare pricing

The most recent executive order President Donald Trump has signed aims at improving price transparency on healthcare costs. He plans to do so by directing federal agencies…

While Joy Reid Is Canceled Over Horrible Ratings, Lara Trump Just Blew Ratings Away with New Show

Lara Trump’s debut talk show, My View with Lara Trump, drew significant viewership on Fox News, attracting over 2.4 million viewers on its first airing, with more than…

Paris Jackson opens up about her career and her father Michael Jackson

Paris Jackson was just 11 when she tearfully expressed her love for her late father, Michael Jackson, at his funeral. His passing thrust her and her brothers…

All the unanswered questions after mummified remains of Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa were found in their Santa Fe mansion

The deaths of Hollywood legend Gene Hackman, 95, and his wife, classical pianist Betsy Arakawa, 63, are under investigation as “suspicious.” Their bodies, along with that of…

President Zelenskyy issues statement after leaving White House as Trump accused him of ‘gambling with WW3’

President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and President Donald Trump had a tense meeting at the White House on February 28, 2025, discussing Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Trump warned Zelenskyy…

People Who Experienced Disgust in the Creepiest Ways

That uneasy, stomach-turning feeling is something we all try to avoid, but there are moments when it becomes impossible to escape. These people experienced events so deeply revolting that the memory still haunts…