JOKE: Marriage After 30 Years

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks… “What does that mean?” He said,

“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She smiled happily and said…

“Oh, that’s so lovely… What about I, J, K?” He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

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