She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.”

The young model looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”

The Sergeant Major’s short reply was,

She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.”

The young model looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”

The Sergeant Major’s short reply was…