Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
Fearing for her and her stepdaughter Matilda’s safety, she cleverly called 911 pretending to order two pizzas.Her voice shook with desperation, and the subtle plea caught the…
Fearing for her and her stepdaughter Matilda’s safety, she cleverly called 911 pretending to order two pizzas.Her voice shook with desperation, and the subtle plea caught the…
So in the spirit of that feedback, I have posted a few swimsuit shots of myself that are totally raw and unretouched. This is what a woman…
The world is packed with strange and puzzling things that often leave us scratching our heads. While we don’t always have the answers, the Internet usually does….
The world is packed with strange and puzzling things that often leave us scratching our heads. While we don’t always have the answers, the Internet usually does….
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to…